When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do insects learn at school?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?