When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What makes music in your hair?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?