When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What does a lion call an antelope?