When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are winter days great?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What words make the best athletes?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?