When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How long do chickens work?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does the sun drink out of?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was the cow afraid?