When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which fly makes films?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a table you can eat?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What animal scores the most in basketball?