When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
During spring cleaning.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?