Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do bees chew?
What tea do footballers drink?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?