Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
How do hurricanes see?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do you get kids to do something?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's E.T. short for?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?