Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Families are like fudge.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?