Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?