What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
What's the politest month?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What table can you never sit at?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Families are like fudge.