What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is a table you can eat?
I'm not a bad putter.
Which cats love to be petted?
What did autumn say to summer?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What shape has a knighthood?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?