Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?