Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do fish do at parades?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What type of pasta helps you relax?