My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?