Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do horses reside?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What type of music do frogs listen to?