Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
When does a horse talk?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why were the atoms always hungry?