Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the foal cough?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?