Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where do frogs keep their money?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?