Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do bunnies stay fit?