Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?