Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do cows go to New York?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is the coolest country?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call stolen cheese?