Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What time is your dentist appointment?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do burgers like to dance?