What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?