What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the holiest insect?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do pigs do over the summer?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?