What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the foal cough?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do you get kids to do something?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a flying police officer?