How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the frog starve?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you do when two snails fight?