How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?