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Take away their chairs!
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What type of flower grows up too fast?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
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What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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Where do baby apes sleep?
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What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?