What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are winter days great?
Which family member has tusks?