What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?