Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What is the coolest country?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?