Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's the politest month?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?