What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where do books sleep?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do hurricanes see?
Which plant has the best roar?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?