What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Sneakers.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why was the cow afraid?