What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
How do fleas travel?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
When does a horse talk?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why do cows go to New York?