What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Can February March?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?