What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What game do bats excel at?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?