What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How long will dinner be?