What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
When do mice play every day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?