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The ground!
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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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Who is the bees' favorite singer?
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What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Which relative loves rice?