What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How long do chickens work?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?