Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
It's too hot to bee outside.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where does laundry go to college?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?