Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
It's too hot to bee outside.
Why do math teachers love March?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How are teens like cats?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?