What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What are baby potatoes called?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?