What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's the most athletic footwear?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the smallest lion?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?