What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?