What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?