What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What animal floats best?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which is the worst season?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which subject has two parts?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?