What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a Zen egg?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?