What's the ocean's funniest animal?
A clownfish.
Why was the mime upset?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?