What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backward.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How do automobiles fly?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?