Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What time does everyone love to drink?