Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which plant has the best roar?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?