Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which is the worst season?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
The museum curator needed a break.
What fairy loves to count?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?