What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?