What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Board Game With A Twist
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
I broke my finger!
Why was the horse so happy?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are cars magic?
Why do elephants have trunks?