Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?