Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why is the beach so confident?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What vegetables make the best music?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What event do spiders love to attend?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the slowest 5k?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?