Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What game do mice love to play?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?