Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?