What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?