What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are English teachers so smart?