What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's the scariest letter?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a priest's favorite food?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?