How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where does Superman park his cars?