Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do jokesters study in college?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?