Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How are mountains able to see?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do you organize a space party?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How does dinner smell?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?