Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?