Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why are the mountains so tired?