Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What are baby potatoes called?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?