Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What are you studying in math?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What season begins with a thud?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?