Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What type of bat doesn't fly?