What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?