What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?