What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?