What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?