What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?