How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you give a sick pig?