What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
A Frosty™!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do bees chew?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?