What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
Which president loved to take baths?
Which relative loves rice?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?