What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are frogs always happy?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which celebrity loves to read?