What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Do dads always snore?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?