What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?