What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How did the tree get lost?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why do pigs tell jokes?