What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the holiest insect?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the smallest lion?