Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?