Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the spider so smart?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What reads and lives in an apple?