Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do you wash a lamb?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?