Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
If you need help building an ark...
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the pen say to the pencil?