What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the noisiest food?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the professor write on the window?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?