What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
It's allergy season again?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?