What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?