What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are ghosts always single?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?