What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why are winter days great?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a small mom?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?