Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What's the noisiest food?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the mime upset?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?