Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't fish play basketball?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which dog belongs in a band?