What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?