What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?