What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Hey, boo.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do you make a bandstand?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?