What happens when grass goes out of town?
It's a field day!
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
When do mice play every day?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?