What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
I broke my finger!
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does a lion call an antelope?