What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do bees chew?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?