What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What are you studying in math?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?