Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
The dunk tank.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?