Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Surprise!!!!
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?