Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What makes music in your hair?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a pastor's favorite city?