Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What was the first animal in space?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are computers so good at golf?