What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do rich squirrels eat?