What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What animals make the best students?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the slowest 5k?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What table can you never sit at?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?