What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?