What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What game do mice love to play?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?