Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?