Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
He got campfire-d.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?