Which state is the cleanest?
Washing-ton.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?