Which state is the cleanest?
Washing-ton.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What animal floats best?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How do hurricanes see?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?