Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How does a cow do math?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?