Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where can you always get cheap gas?