Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?